Swifty Morgan beats a pizza box!

Swifty Morgan solves problems.

Today at my weekly wing meeting I noticed three pizza boxes in the recycle bin...
Pizza boxes cannot be recycled at UNIVERSITY.

This has been an ongoing issue this semester. And Domino's does not put the names of the purchaser on the box.

The pizza boxes were placed in the recycle bin because tonight is the final night of room cleanliness inspections. (Because cleanliness is next to Godliness and if the state says we cannot solely recognize God as an institution we can hit up the next best thing right?) If they have pizza box trash in their room, they get documented, and they gain points, 100 points and its game over.

What is Swifty Morgan to do?
I honestly had a SLIGHT idea about who put the pizza boxes in the bin, but only just slightly. However, the students don't know that.

So at wing meeting I made the following announcement:
"To the young man who put the pizza boxes in the recycle bin. I know exactly who you are. If the pizza boxes are still in the recycle bin by the time I get to your room WILL fail inspections, and you WILL be docked points for failure to comply with directions. You will also be singled out in front of your peers as the person who continues to place pizza boxes in the recycle bin after being told not to. You have until I make it to your room to remove them."

That was an ultimatum! Swifty Morgan stood looking at those pizza boxes and didn't back down! Now my recycle guy is happy and the guy who I thought put them in there did the right thing.
Did he do it out of fear? hopefully. Should it have come to that? No. He needed to do it because laziness is bad. And placing pizza boxes in the recycle instead of taking them outside is lazy.

What will Swifty Morgan and his sword of justice battle tomorrow?
World Hunger. Anyone who is hungry can gladly use my meal plan. The cafeteria food is horrible, you can have it all.