Sunday, July 31, 2011

I'm BACK!

Swifty Morgan is BACK.

I just got back from nine weeks of boy scout camp out at hale scout reservation in Talihina Oklahoma.
These are a few of the great stories from this summer:

Werewolf Boy:
One week out at camp we sent a kid home because he thought he was a werewolf. That's right. A werewolf. This kid would run around and try to bite other campers and was constantly talking about the full moon. I do not know what would possess a twelve year old kid to honestly think he was a werewolf, but this kid did. The full moon happened to be the day after this kid got sent home. Maybe someone at camp was afraid something bad would happen on the full moon and this kid would go crazy. I really don't know how this kid survives but it will be funny someday when he is a parent and has kids and gets to explain that he got kicked out of boy scout camp for acting and honestly believing he was a werewolf. Come to think of it this will be a great story for his parents to tell his first girlfriend. Hopefully she finds it funny and embarrassing and is not into werewolves. On second thought, I hope this kid doesn't have kids. They might believe they are the loch ness monster or something absurd.



More to follow tomorrow!